10 Annoying That Couples Do At Disneyland [Disney Cultural Series]

Editor’s note: We’re always looking to take a closer look at Disney. Whether that’s taking a behind-the-scenes look at things or breaking news, we know it’s all a part of sharing the magic with you! But we also recognize that taking a closer look at Disney also includes its most important people: its fans!

Disney is very much a part of each culture around the world. Each of those cultures have people who look at Disney a certain way and we find that very interesting. Whether it’s never getting sick of “Let It Go” on the way to work or mouthing the spiel of the parking tram announcer, each Disney fan has their own #DisneySide they feel obligated to share. The point is that Disney is very much a part of our lives and whether we like that or not, it can’t be denied.

So why not write about it.

This story marks the start of our new Disney Cultural Series that aims to look at Disney from the fan’s point of view, sharing the things we love, hate, and love to hate or hate to love. Our hope through it is that you can relate with us and other Disney fans through these more witty, satirical pieces that will absolutely make you think more about how much you live the magic.

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10 Annoying Things that Couples Do at Disneyland

by Nieman Gatus and Rachel Cardenas

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1. His/Her shirts

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Save the cheesiness for Pizza Port

2. Happily Ever After picture

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This is on this list?? No, DO it! It’s NEVER EVER been done…

3. Too much P.D.A. 

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Please eat face in front of all these children

4. Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters Ride Picture

One is drooling and the other is taking it WAY too seriously

5. Toy Story Mania scores

Who cares???

6. Stupid hashtags that ruin the good picture

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#disneyland #the #bae #he #is #mickey #i #am #his #minnie #i #love #im #so #much #once #upon #a #time #my #bae #came #into #my #life #he #is #my #happily #ever #after #i #love #all #disney #cartoons #aladdin #lion #king #hercules #cinderella #pocahontas #the #beast #while #he #was #a #prince #hey #arnold #too #wait #that #is #not #disney #he #is #nickelodeon #well #i #guess #they #have #good #cartoons #but #not #as #good #as #disney #well #anyway #i #love #him #if #you #were #not #able #to #tell

7. Posting too many pictures in one day #SocialSuicide

DATE AT DISNEYLAND! <3

DATE AT DISNEYLAND! <3

AT TOMORROWLAND!!

AT TOMORROWLAND!!

O-M-G! The flowers looking beautiful at Disneyland!!

O-M-G! The flowers looking beautiful at Disneyland!!

Absolute FAV lamp at Plaza Inn!!

Absolute FAV lamp at Plaza Inn!!

Silly ducks at Disneyland!! I named him Donald Jr. LOL.

Silly ducks at Disneyland!! I named him Donald Jr. LOL.

Riding Pirates of the Caribbean!!

Riding Pirates of the Caribbean!!

No need to post every. Little. Detail. Of. Your. Visit. You’re simply reminding everyone they are NOT at Disneyland whilst getting them to slowly hate the Happiest Place on Earth!

8. Selfies on rides

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1. No one’s going to know this is Space Mountain, nor that you’re on a ride. 2. It’s pitch black in here and your flash blinded me. 3. I hope you drop your phone.

9. Being obnoxiously flirty in line

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Picture this. “You’re cute in that Mickey T-shirt…” “No, YOU’re cute in those Minnie ears…” But more annoying. For 2 hours. Because you were stupid enough to forget to get a Fast Pass. Now you’re stuck. Far from the front of the line to believe there is hope. Far past the point of no return. You’re stuck there. It’s hot. No water. It’s too expensive. You remember the coolness and mist inside Pirates of the Caribbean, but you said it was too boring. Regretting that now, huh? Your hysteria enters another dimension. A dimension of sound. A dimension of sight. A dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into … Absolute. Misery. And you thought Hell was only on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride… YOU’RE BOTH CUTE, NOW WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!?!

10. Walking and hands while standing hundreds of feet apart

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a.k.a. The impromptu Game of Red Rover innocent passerbys aren’t aware they are playing

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Which ones can you relate to? Be honest…

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